Goofy: Do ya need a break from modern livin'? Do ya long to shed your weary load? If your nerves are raw and your brain is fried. Just grab a friend and take a ride together upon the open road. C'mon, Maxie! Ah-yuk!
Max : All in all, I'd rather have detention. All in all, I'd rather eat a toad.
Goofy : Yuck!
Max: And the old man drives like such a klutz. That I'm about to hurl my guts. Directly upon the open road
Goofy : There's nothin' can upset me. 'Cause now we're on our way.Our trusty map will guide us straight and true.
Max :Roxanne, please don't forget me. I will return someday. Though I may be in traction when I do.
Goofy : Me and Max relaxin' like the old days
Max: This is worse than dragon breath and acne
Goofy :In a buddy-buddy kind of mode
Max:I'm so mad, I think I may explode
Goofy : When I see that highway, I could cry
Max : Ya know, that's funny So could I
Both :Just bein' out on the open road
'Female Country Singers : Howdy, boys Is this the way to Nashville?
Tow Truck Driver : Watch it, Mac! Or you'll be gettin' towed
Prisoner : I'm in no hurry to arrive 'Cause I'll be turnin' sixty-five. The next time. I see the open road
Small Man : Just a week of rest and relaxtion
Large Woman : Yeah!
Small Man : And the odd romantic episode
Max: Very odd!
Mickey Mouse : It's Californ-eye-ay or bust
Old Lady : Look out, you dirt bags, Eat my dust , From now on, I own the open road!
Goofy : Just me and little Maxie. My pipsqueak pioneer
Nuns : Their car ventures forever westward ho
Nuns and Goofy : Yeehaw!
Max : Could someone call a taxi and get me outta here. To Beverly Hills 9-0-2-1-0
Chorus and Goofy : Every day another new adventure. Every mile another new zip code and the cares we had are gone for good
Max: And I'd go with them if I could
Goofy and Chorus : I've got no strings on me. I'm feelin' fancy-free. How wonderful to be .On the open road!